Past Issues

Past Print Issues

Issue 40

On the cover and centerfold: The return of the captivating Kalani Kokonuts! Minxie Mimieux, the 2016 Queen of Burlesque, shows you what backstage life is like! A fantasy in fishnets, Cassandra Rosebeetle! A trip through the garden with nature girl Lucie Fair! A interview with Miss Tiki Oasis 2016 Sassy Stiletto! We celebrate Bachelor Pad Magazine's 10th anniversary with a retrospective and some never-before-seen photos from the BPM archives! A luchador-themed story by "Doc" Clancy titled "Temple of the Shark God!" "Steam Heat" a steamy bit of fiction from Sasha Dahl! The return of MeduSiren's Photo Funnies! Will "The Thrill" Viharo swings with The King in a selection of Elvis' best movies! The Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en throws a classic TV-themed party! Don Spiro's Speakeasy Review goes to The Last Word in Queens! "Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad." "Tales from the Jetset." Gags from TJ Rappel, Jonathan Borodiansky, MJ Bivouac, Shawn Dickinson, Noah Snodgrass, & Surya O'Shea. A drink recipe from the mysterious mixologist Dr. Bamboo. And much, much more!

Issue 39

On the cover and centerfold: We're working overtime with SINderella Rockafella! We spend the afternoon with captivating kitten, Aly Hellcat! Get a pin-up love letter from Heather Valentine! We get to know the cocktail cutie known as Midnite Martini! "Blind Date" a story by P Moss. You'll never know who's waiting for you for a date! A profile of burlesque portrait painter Rod North! A fabulous bit of fiction from Edward Varga titled "Bob Cumbers: King of Brassieres!" Another installment of Catherine Tomasko's Savvy Swinger’s Guide: Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder! Will "The Thrill" Viharo goes through the films of 60's kitten Ann-Margret! The Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en talks kid's parties for adults! Don Spiro's Speakeasy Review goes to Seattle’s Sipping Secret!
"Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad." "Tales from the Jetset." Gags from Pete Klockau & Surya O'Shea. A drink recipe from the mysterious mixologist Dr. Bamboo. And much, much more!

Nightcap Edition #6

On the cover, Kitty Mansfield! Also featuring Angela Ryan, Charlie Girl, Miss V, Sammie Marie, Audrey Ivory, Ruby Spencer, Abby Costello, Lolita Lace, Miss Savvy!
A sexy "room service" story by Sasha Dahl titled "At The Hotel La Roux."
A lesson on "How To Draw Boobies" by Becca Whitaker.
Some of the naughtier photos from the 2016 Burlesque Hall of Fame Photo Safari.
Plus "Pretty (Nudie) Girls Reading Bachelor Pad" featuring the gals of the Foul Play Cabaret.
Jokes from Becca, Shawn Dickinson, and Surya O'shea!
Must be 18+ to order

Issue 38

On the cover and centerfold: Our calendar girl October Divine! A Christmas cutie all wrapped up in a red ribbon, Bethany Summersizzle! Forget milk and cookies! The ravishing Ruby Joule has champagne waiting for Santa! Holiday lingerie shopping with Miss Paige! Kitty Mansfield returns as our after-dark sex kitten! "Christmas Stockings"by Edward Varga! A camera shop girl, a struggling photographer, and the best gift ever given! "Dance With Me" by Sasha Dahl--a bawdy backstage story about a shy stagehand and the beautiful burlesque dancer who changes his life! Will "The Thrill" Viharo swings with the films of Frank Sinatra! The Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en talks New Year's Eve (and Day) parties! Penny Starr Jr. looks back to the roots of Neo-Burlesque! Don Spiro Takes his Speakeasy Review to the Windy City for a tour of Chicago's best tiki bars! "Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad." "Tales from the Jetset." Gags from Noah Snodgrass, Becca Whitaker & Surya O'Shea. A drink recipe from the mysterious mixologist Dr. Bamboo. And much, much more!

Issue 37

On the cover and centerfold: The Siren of Sin City's Strip Melody Sweets! "The World’s Sexiest Couch Surfer" Ariel Helvetica! The devilish beauty know as Champagne Shuga Nova! Introducing MeduSirena's Photo Funnies featuring a trio of her world-famous Aquaticats! A recap of the 2016 Burlesque Hall of Fame Photo Safari! "Trial of the Love Witch"by Edward Varga. A story of Halloween dress-up and the sexy supernatural forces unleashed! "Eve'l Over Varedo" an erotic spy thriller from Scooter Harris! A mash-up of classic monster records by Paul Spencer! Will "The Thrill" Viharo gives lots of love for the big buy with bolts--Frankenstein! The Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en shows you how to host "Creature Cocktail Parties From Beneath The Sea!" Penny Starr Jr. reveals the Beauty Tips of Burlesquers! Don Spiro presents another sparkling Speakeasy Review! "Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad." "Tales from the Jetset." Gags from Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, Noah Snodgrass, Becca Whitaker & Surya O'Shea. A drink recipe from the mysterious mixologist Dr. Bamboo. And much, much more!

Issue 36

Blaze, The Red Rose of Texas takes us on a summer picnic you'll never forget! Get cozy with Chicago cutie Ruby Spencer! Jolie Goodnight channels her inner tiki goddess! A day at the beach with Margaux Royale! "Swingbot!" by Edward Varga. A story of sexy cybernetics during the Cold War! "The Confessions of Guy Psycho" #3, as told to John King. Another installment of Catherine Tomasko's Savvy Swinger’s Guide: Hocus, Pocus, Autofocus! Will "The Thrill" Viharo hits the open road with his favorite motorcycle flicks! The Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en is all about room parties! Penny Starr Jr. explains why burlesque and politics are interlocked! Don Spiro visits speak-easies in the "Show Me" state.! "Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad." "Tales from the Jetset." Gags from Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, Becca Whitaker & Surya O'Shea. A drink recipe from the mysterious mixologist Dr. Bamboo. And much, much more!